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Introduce central locking for houses.
Roy Walsh
49319September2003
Editor’s note:
We had missed two
deadlines for
delivering this book to
our publishers before
this idea was
submitted. We could
not have hoped for a
better excuse for our
494lateness.
Market celebrity chef branded Microwave ovens that
use voice recordings instead of an annoying beep, such
as Nigella Lawson saying, ‘Darling, dinners ready!’ If the
door was not opened after a couple of minutes the oven
might also say, ‘Oh come on darling, it’s getting cold!’
There could also be a facility for homeowners to record
their own hilarious alarm messages or use the voices of
loved ones if they were to be away for a long period of
time or dead.
Steve Sargent
24 September 2003
