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Editor’s note:
Davey Moore

submitted another
similar concept at the

same time, wherein
breakfast radio shows

would deliver such
positive statements at
set intervals such that

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Manufacture an alarm clock called a Salaam clock. The
Salaam clock would be programmed with a selection of
self-help aphorisms, good tidings and confidence-
boosting messages. These affirmative statements
would be randomly selected to wake people up and help
them start the day with something other than an
inhuman beep, buzz, chime or inane radio chat.

radio alarm clocks to Davey Moore
wake them to the 24 August 2003
messages.

Redesign toilet rolls such that the cylinder in the middle
would be made from a substance that dissolves in
water. The tube could then be thrown away down the
toilet when the roll was finished.

Dave Jenner

48626August2003