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Open a golf course that is also a cemetery. Golfers Editor’s note:
reaching retirement age would be welcome to join and If nothing else, this
play regularly – safe in the knowledge that their greenidea would lend the
fees and membership subscriptions would be world at least a
contributing to the upkeep of their eventual resting hundred new jokes.
place. Members wishing to be buried could choose a plotDead balls, awkward
lies – the possibilities
479adjacent to their favourite fairway, while those are endless.

preferring to be cremated could request their ashes to

be scattered over any number of bunkers.

Pat Nichols
14 August 2003

Open a theme park called Weatherland at which visitors
would be subjected to all manners of ‘artificially
conjured’ natural events, including tornados, monsoons,
heatwaves and blizzards. Visitors who normally enjoy
getting soaked on log flumes would literally be in their
element, while others could relax on the beach.

480CharlesAddison
18 August 2003