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Real Estate Humor
A man asked to see the minister’s wife who was well known for her chari- ty. “Mam, there is a sin- gle mom with eight starving children who are about to be evicted unless someone pays their rent.” “How terrible!” she said. “Who are you?” she asked. The visitor answered “I’m the landlord.”
The property manager asked a prospective ten- ant: “Are you employed?” “Yes.” She
replied. “Children?” “Yes, a twelve year old boy and a nine year old girl.” “Animals?” “Oh, no! They’re very well behaved.”
A couple sees an ad that says “Beautiful large home in great shape $1,000.” It must be a misprint, but they call anyway. A lady answers and says it’s not a mis- print. They race over and find it’s easily worth a million bucks. They ask the seller “what’s the
catch?” The lady assures the couple there is no catch, but they are leery. The lady says “ok, I’ll tell you the truth... last week my Husband informed me that he is leaving me for his secre- tary. He said I could have everything except the proceeds from the sale of the house. I agreed and he asked me if I could sell the house while he and his new girlfriend hung out in the Caribbean?” SOLD!
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