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DeCordova Bend Estates LIFE 00 24 JULY 2020

just for laughs

Corny Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
(Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!)
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
(A poul-tree!)
What did the tree say to the math teacher? (Gee, I'm a tree!)
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable? (Squash!)
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? (Where's pop?)
What did the nut say when it sneezed? (Cashew!)
Why did the cabbage win the race? (Because it was ahead!)
Why did the tomato turn red? (Because it saw the salad dressing!)
What do you give to a sick lemon? (Lemon aid!)
What did the big flower say to the small flower? (What's up, bud?)

How do trees get on the Internet? (They log in!)
What kind of flower grows on your face? (Tulips!)
What do you get when you plant kisses? (Tulips!)
What has no fingers, but many rings? (A tree!)
What kind of tree can fit into your hand? (A palm tree!)
Why was the cucumber mad? (Because it was in a pickle!)
Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? (She wanted to grow a power plant!)