Page 8 - DCBE LIFE Magazine / September 2020

deCordova bend estates LIFE 8 septeMber 2020

announcements & information

DeCordova Woman’s Club

ladies,
Your Board has made the decision, based on the results of the survey sent to all
members, that we will not have activities until after the first of the year. We all miss
seeing one another and getting together to socialize. We are hoping that as soon as
possible we will be able to resume activities and get to see each other. We want you
all to know that we care about you and want to hear from you. If you need anything
or have any suggestions, please do not hesitate to contact a Board member. I also
want to thank all who have gone ahead and paid their dues. Many of you have sent
in your checks. I want to remind you that we use the money in our budget to not only
fund member activities but to purchase gifts for the club and to donate to charities.
This last year, we bought several cases of wine glasses for the club.
We will certainly stay in touch and keep you updated on any news we have regarding
meetings and activities. Stay safe and healthy!

Jan boeckel Jan Boeckel,
president President

just for laughs

sumbitted by dCbe Member arlene Mclellan On a Maternity rOOM dOOr:
"Push. Push. Push.”
a sign in a shOe repair stOre in VanCOuVer reads: at a Car dealership:
We will heel you "The best way to get back on your feet --- miss a car payment.”
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you. Outside a Muffler shOp:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
a sign On a blinds and Curtain truCk:
“Blind man driving.” in a Veterinarian's waiting rOOM:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
sign OVer a gyneCOlOgist’s OffiCe:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” at the eleCtriC COMpany:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
in a pOdiatrist's OffiCe: However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
"Time wounds all heels.”
in a restaurant windOw:
at an OptOMetrist's OffiCe: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the
right place.” In the frOnt yard Of a funeral hOMe:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
On a pluMber's truCk:
"We repair what your husband fixed.” at a prOpane filling statiOn:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
On anOther pluMber's truCk:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” in a ChiCagO radiatOr shOp:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
at a tire shOp in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout.” sign On the baCk Of a septiC tank truCk:
“Caution --- This Truck is full of Political Promises”
On an eleCtriCian's truCk:
"Let us remove your shorts.” thanks for the laughs arlene!