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JONATHAN BERLIAND & GRAHAM WARREN
“The first thing I knew about it was when I climbed wearily into bed and noticed a strange smell. I sniffed. ‘Was it the new body cream I had treated myself to? It certainly didn’t pong like that in the shop! No. So where was it coming from?’
“It finally hit me, when hubby opened his cupboard door, and I was nearly knocked out with the smell, ‘age’.
“What have you done?” I said as I emerged from under the duvet, with a pillow covering my nose, looking accusingly at hubby. Have you ever seen a hubby go red, even in the lamplight, standing in only his boxers and holding his pyjamas aloft, unable even for him – who has not got an acute sense of smell – to put them on?
“MOTHBALLS!” we both said at once.
Unfortunately, he’d somehow found old-fashioned mothballs – the ones that reek of camphor.
“He covered his nose and retrieved the offending mothballs, under strict orders shouted from his superior officer, which would be me, to dispose of the offending articles ‘Quick March’.
“Luckily for him, I knew where to look to solve this problem and stop the Moth Menace and it wasn’t in his cupboard. No, I didn’t go to Moth Bros – sorry, bad joke – but to CaraselleDirect. com. They had the perfect solution: a pong-free cedar wood moth deterrent and lovely lilac smellies to turn his old clothes back into clothes that are mothball-fragrance free.”
To find the cedar mothballs and many more moth deterrents and moth killers, go to:
www.caraselledirect.com/moths
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