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Workscheme & Kitchennette                                                                                       Kitchenette Etiquette

                                                  By Nat Nguyen                                                                The kitchenettes aren’t real kitchens. They’re      they won’t be thrilled if it goes missing. If there
                                                                                                                               tiny, quite meagrely stocked, and only a few of     is equipment you need, or your own equipment
            The Art of Workscheme                                                                                              them have stovetops or ovens. However, some         has gone missing, feel free  to ask the Gen Rep
                                                                                                                               improvisation can make cooking there relatively     (me) about it, and they (I) will be happy to help

            The concept of workscheme may seem scary                                                                           easy. In the past, the kitchenettes have been       you track it down.
            at first, but I can assure you that it isn’t. It’s                                                                 little hubs of activity which foster a welcoming
            only 2 hours a week (48 hours throughout the                                                                       culture.                                            Half the fun of cooking is not knowing what
            entire year) which is not at all a big part of your                                                                                                                    is going to happen next. Don’t get too upset if
            life. However, I’m supposed to be managing                                                                         Before anything else, remember that the             things don’t go your way. My suggestion would
            workscheme, so if you aren’t doing it right, that’s                                                                kitchenettes are communal spaces, which             be to use the Scantlebury kitchenettes, since
            a big part of my life. All of you will be given a                                                                  means the number one rule is to have utmost         they have more room and an oven/cooktop, and
            few sheets which detail exactly what you will                                                                      respect for the other people who use it. It goes    never to leave the cooking unsupervised, even if
            do in the kitchen – this here is more of a guide                                                                   without saying that you will be expected to clean  you are just boiling, simmering, or baking.
            for how to approach it, based on the wisdom                                                                        up your own mess and not take each other’s
            of the legendary military leader Sun Tzu (these                                                                    stuff, but there are a number of smaller details    Just enjoy experimenting. None of us are
            are all analogies; JCH does not recommend           bits of food, and removable stains should all                  which will truly demonstrate your honour.           professional chefs, but it’s always fun to pretend
            nor endorse the employment of ancient military  largely be gone by the time you are done with                                                                          we are. If you are nervous about it, ask other
            tactics).                                           them. It will take a bit of practise figuring out              When doing anything, whether it is cooking          people including your Gen Rep (me), and I’m
                                                                what is removed by the dishwasher, and what                    or cleaning, please see it through to the end.      sure you’ll find someone happy to cook.
            “In war, the general receives his commands          you will have to remove yourself. All your food is             Obviously, this means not to leave the stove
            from the sovereign.”                                prepared in the equipment you handle, so make                  on, not to leave dirty dishes, etc. The biggest     I was told to give you guys recipes to try out, but
            “Having collected an army and concentrated          that your standard: If you wouldn’t eat off it, it             problem which plagues our kitchenettes,             I refuse. Instead allow me to refer you to
            his forces, he must blend and harmonize the         isn’t clean.                                                   especially during the end of semester, is the       https://www.google.com
            different elements thereof.”                                                                                       tempting notion of ‘soaking’. I’ll tell you from
                                                                “The good fighters of old first put themselves                 experience, soaking only helps when food is
            The most important thing about kitchen              beyond the possibility of defeat, and then                     very stuck to dishes or pans, and even then, you
            workscheme is knowing that you aren’t alone         waited for an opportunity of defeating the                     should never soak for more than a few hours.
            in the kitchen. All of your tasks are a lot to take   enemy.”                                                      When you soak dishes, always remember to
            in at first, so feel free to ask the chefs and                                                                     come back and clean them properly – many
            Catering Assistants (CAs) what to do next and       Try to take in a genuine attitude of service. If               people either forget, or expect that someone
            where things need to go. The more you learn         you just consider it as a job you are forced                   else will do it, which is mega whack. Leaving
            about the workings of the kitchen, the easier       to do, then it will be less enjoyable, and you                 dirty dishes in the sink with some gross water
            it is for you, and the more you can help other      will start cutting corners – basically not good                is probably the fastest way to make people
            people.                                             news for anyone. Instead, just do what you can                 annoyed. Especially the Gen Rep (me). So please
                                                                to the best of your ability, and once you are                  don’t.
            “Therefore, just as water retains no constant       well practised, you will easily be able to finish
            shape, so in warfare there are no constant          everything to a good standard.                                 None of the kitchenettes have everything. Some
            conditions.”                                                                                                       are missing mixing bowls, wooden spoons,
            “Strategy without tactics is the slowest route                                                                     sharp knives, etc. Don’t let this discourage
            to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise                                                                  you from cooking. Go on a scavenger hunt
            before defeat.”                                                                                                    to find the things you need, most of them will
                                                                                                                               be around. The most important thing is that
            There is a difference between washing and                                                                          after you have cleaned your equipment, please
            cleaning: Washing is an action, Cleaning is the                                                                    put it back where you found it. Not a lot of the
            goal. When dealing with dishes and equipment,                                                                      equipment belongs to the college, most of it
            they should be clean, which means grease, oil,                                                                     belongs to your fellow students, and I’m sure




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