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Workscheme & Kitchennette Kitchenette Etiquette

By Nat Nguyen The kitchenettes aren’t real kitchens. They’re they won’t be thrilled if it goes missing. If there
tiny, quite meagrely stocked, and only a few of is equipment you need, or your own equipment
The Art of Workscheme them have stovetops or ovens. However, some has gone missing, feel free to ask the Gen Rep
improvisation can make cooking there relatively (me) about it, and they (I) will be happy to help

The concept of workscheme may seem scary easy. In the past, the kitchenettes have been you track it down.
at first, but I can assure you that it isn’t. It’s little hubs of activity which foster a welcoming
only 2 hours a week (48 hours throughout the culture. Half the fun of cooking is not knowing what
entire year) which is not at all a big part of your is going to happen next. Don’t get too upset if
life. However, I’m supposed to be managing Before anything else, remember that the things don’t go your way. My suggestion would
workscheme, so if you aren’t doing it right, that’s kitchenettes are communal spaces, which be to use the Scantlebury kitchenettes, since
a big part of my life. All of you will be given a means the number one rule is to have utmost they have more room and an oven/cooktop, and
few sheets which detail exactly what you will respect for the other people who use it. It goes never to leave the cooking unsupervised, even if
do in the kitchen – this here is more of a guide without saying that you will be expected to clean you are just boiling, simmering, or baking.
for how to approach it, based on the wisdom up your own mess and not take each other’s
of the legendary military leader Sun Tzu (these stuff, but there are a number of smaller details Just enjoy experimenting. None of us are
are all analogies; JCH does not recommend bits of food, and removable stains should all which will truly demonstrate your honour. professional chefs, but it’s always fun to pretend
nor endorse the employment of ancient military largely be gone by the time you are done with we are. If you are nervous about it, ask other
tactics). them. It will take a bit of practise figuring out When doing anything, whether it is cooking people including your Gen Rep (me), and I’m
what is removed by the dishwasher, and what or cleaning, please see it through to the end. sure you’ll find someone happy to cook.
“In war, the general receives his commands you will have to remove yourself. All your food is Obviously, this means not to leave the stove
from the sovereign.” prepared in the equipment you handle, so make on, not to leave dirty dishes, etc. The biggest I was told to give you guys recipes to try out, but
“Having collected an army and concentrated that your standard: If you wouldn’t eat off it, it problem which plagues our kitchenettes, I refuse. Instead allow me to refer you to
his forces, he must blend and harmonize the isn’t clean. especially during the end of semester, is the https://www.google.com
different elements thereof.” tempting notion of ‘soaking’. I’ll tell you from
“The good fighters of old first put themselves experience, soaking only helps when food is
The most important thing about kitchen beyond the possibility of defeat, and then very stuck to dishes or pans, and even then, you
workscheme is knowing that you aren’t alone waited for an opportunity of defeating the should never soak for more than a few hours.
in the kitchen. All of your tasks are a lot to take enemy.” When you soak dishes, always remember to
in at first, so feel free to ask the chefs and come back and clean them properly – many
Catering Assistants (CAs) what to do next and Try to take in a genuine attitude of service. If people either forget, or expect that someone
where things need to go. The more you learn you just consider it as a job you are forced else will do it, which is mega whack. Leaving
about the workings of the kitchen, the easier to do, then it will be less enjoyable, and you dirty dishes in the sink with some gross water
it is for you, and the more you can help other will start cutting corners – basically not good is probably the fastest way to make people
people. news for anyone. Instead, just do what you can annoyed. Especially the Gen Rep (me). So please
to the best of your ability, and once you are don’t.
“Therefore, just as water retains no constant well practised, you will easily be able to finish
shape, so in warfare there are no constant everything to a good standard. None of the kitchenettes have everything. Some
conditions.” are missing mixing bowls, wooden spoons,
“Strategy without tactics is the slowest route sharp knives, etc. Don’t let this discourage
to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise you from cooking. Go on a scavenger hunt
before defeat.” to find the things you need, most of them will
be around. The most important thing is that
There is a difference between washing and after you have cleaned your equipment, please
cleaning: Washing is an action, Cleaning is the put it back where you found it. Not a lot of the
goal. When dealing with dishes and equipment, equipment belongs to the college, most of it
they should be clean, which means grease, oil, belongs to your fellow students, and I’m sure

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