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So you think you can Health



                                                  By Hilly Green


        Hello new friends, firstly welcome. Secondly, I am not   Sickness – aka the Fresher Flu
        a doctor, but as someone who spent a hefty amount      97 students + one building = lurgies passing
        of their first year at college catching every cold, flu   around at some point. You may feel the fresher
        and general illness possible, I am here to drop some   flu coming a few days in advance, or it might hit
        knowledge and health bombs for you. Health and         you the morning of Spanish oral. But fear not, the
        wellbeing is very important, especially when you’ve    fresher flu can be combatted with the helping
        moved out of home and your normal doctor isn’t         hands of....Meds.
        down the road anymore.
                                                               Meds
        Some reasons to hit up a GP could be...                Because there is no reward for stoicism, if you
        ◊  You’re really sick                                  feel like you need meds, TAKE THEM! Coderal
        ◊  You need a medical certificate for uni or work      Cold and Flu is a literal gift from above. It has
        ◊  You need to renew a prescription for a              day and night tablets and you can get it pretty
            medication                                         cheap from Chemist Warehouse (closest stores
        ◊  You want to start seeing a psychologist and get a   are in Barley Square and Elizabeth St). Old school
            mental health plan                                 paracetamol (what Panadol contains) stops
        ◊  You feel like your health is not a great as it could   nasty pain chemicals from getting to the brain
            be                                                 but won’t help swelling. However, its helpful
                                                               relative ibuprofen (Neurophen) will do just that,
        Here is a list of doctors that our JCH fam loves and   but needs to be consumed with food first (at
 LIFE   trusts:                                                least a modest sized muffin, for reference).

        Parkville Medical 1F Royal Parade, Parkville. Ph: 9342
                                                               brands and save yourself some $$, as Panadol
        7390.                                                  Hilly’s Hot Tip: Buy these drugs from no-name
        ◊  Can book online                                     and Neurophen are just fancy labels that you pay
        ◊  5 minute walk from college                          for. But always check with the pharmacist about
        ◊  Bulk billing with a Medicare card                   what medi- cation is best for you.
        ◊  Good female doctors – Dr Lewis is a legend
                                                               Hydration
        The University of Melbourne Health Service             Drinking oodles of water will flush all the toxins in
        138-146 Cardigan St, Carlton. Ph: 8344 6904            your body OUT. When you’re sick you’ll most likely
        ◊  Close to campus                                     be eating less so it’s super important to give your
        ◊  Bulk billing with a Medicare card                   body what it needs and dose up on H20. Hyralyte,
        ◊  Male and female docs
        ◊  Can book online                                     Berroca, Powerade and Gatorade are ace for
        ◊  Can take a while to get a booking                   quickly rehydrating your body and re-stocking
                                                               it with essential salts and ions, like Sodium and
        Myhealth Medical Level 1, Lygon Court Shopping centre,   Chloride, especially if you’ve had symptoms of
        380 Lygon St. Ph: 9347 7711                            vomiting or diarrhoea.
        ◊  Can book online
        ◊  Dr Sunni comes highly recommended                   Rest
        ◊  Bulk bills                                          If you’re sick and you’re pushing yourself to still
        ◊  Has clinical psychologists, podiatrists and         go to class and carry on with life as normal,
        ◊  physiotherapists                                    will only get you sicker. Email your tutors, get a
        ◊  Open Saturdays                                      medical certificate, do whatever it takes and then
                                                               curl up in bed and sleep until you feel better.
        Carlton Medical Centre 488 Rathdowne St, North
        Carlton. Ph: 9380 6248 Open on Saturdays               Hilly’s Hot Tip: For some light sickness
        ◊  Lots of different Doctors                           entertainment get onto Hamish and Andy’s
        ◊  Has clinical psychological and podiatry services    podcast and The Office US (season 3 especially).
        ◊  Some bulk billing
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