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The Art of Procrastination: A Humorous Guide

“In Delay there lies no plenty”

A phrase that echoes in the minds of many, yet Jokes asides you can’t really
often falls on deaf ears. As a seasoned procrastinator, waste all your precious
I’ve mastered the art of delaying tasks until the last time therefore break the
minute. In this tongue-in-cheek guide, I’ll share my Procrastination Cycle by
expertise on how to perfect the art of procrastination, - Setting clear goals and
followed by some tips on how to break the cycle. deadlines
- Breaking tasks into smaller,

Step 1: The Initial Excuse : manageable chunks
- Creating a schedule and stick Class- XII A
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Start by convincing yourself that there’s ample time to it CRPF Public School, Dwarka
to complete the task. Say it out loud: “I’ll do it... wait... - Removing distractions (turn
not now... just a minute.” This sets the tone for a off notifications, log out of social media)
productive procrastination session. - Rewarding yourself for completing tasks on time
- Seeking accountability (study groups, friends, or
Step 2: The Distraction Game : Find creative ways to mentors)
divert your attention: - Practicing self-compassion (don’t be too hard on
- Scroll through social media yourself when you slip up)
- Watch a funny video (or five)
- Take an extended snack break Procrastination is an art that requires
- Reorganize your desk (again) dedication and practice. While I don’t recommend
making it a habit, acknowledging its presence can
Step 3: The Deadline Denial : Convince yourself that help you manage it. Remember, “In Delay there
the deadline is manageable: “Don’t worry, it’s an hour lies no plenty.” So, the next time you find yourself
away.” This reassurance will calm your nerves and procrastinating, just smile and say: “I’m honing my
allow you to continue procrastinating. skills.” Then, take a deep breath and start working!

Step 4: The Panic Mode : As the deadline looms
closer, panic sets in. Your mind races: “Oh no, I couldn’t
submit it on time!” This is the critical moment when
you must decide: will you finally start working, or
perfect your procrastination skills?
Well in a world of 8billion people you need to
differentiate yourself from other procrastinators, Don’t
you? For that follow these Advanced Procrastination
Techniques:

The “5-Minute Rule”: Promise yourself you’ll
start working in just 5 minutes. Repeat this process
indefinitely.
- The “Research Phase”: Spend hours gathering
unnecessary information to feel prepared.
- The “Perfectionist Trap”: Set unrealistically high
standards, ensuring you’ll never start.