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The Art of Procrastination: A Humorous Guide

“In delay there lies no plenty”

A phrase that echoes in the minds of many, yet - The “Research Phase”: Spend
often falls on deaf ears. As a seasoned procrastinator, hours gathering unnecessary
I’ve mastered the art of delaying tasks until the last information to feel prepared.
minute. In this tongue-in-cheek guide, I’ll share my - The “Perfectionist Trap”: Set
expertise on how to perfect the art of procrastination, unrealistically high standards,
followed by some tips on how to break the cycle. ensuring you’ll never start.
Jokes apart, you can’t really waste

Step 1: The Initial Excuse : all your precious time, therefore Saksham
Class- XII A
break the Procrastination Cycle by CRPF Public School, Dwarka
Start by convincing yourself that there’s ample time to - Setting clear goals and deadlines
complete the task. Say it out loud: “I’ll do it... wait... not - Breaking tasks into smaller,
now... just a minute.” This sets the tone for a productive manageable chunks
procrastination session. - Creating a schedule and stick to it
- Removing distractions (turn off notifications, log out
Step 2: The Distraction Game : Find creative ways to of social media)
divert your attention: - Rewarding yourself for completing tasks on time
- Scroll through social media - Seeking accountability (study groups, friends, or
- Watch a funny video mentors)
- Take an extended snack break - Practicing self-compassion (don’t be too hard on
- Reorganize your desk (again) yourself when you slip up)

Step 3: The Deadline Denial : Convince yourself that Procrastination is an art that requires
the deadline is manageable: “Don’t worry, it’s an hour dedication and practice. While I don’t recommend
away.” This reassurance will calm your nerves and allow making it a habit, acknowledging its presence can
you to continue procrastinating. help you manage it. Remember, “In Delay there
lies no plenty.” So, the next time you find yourself
Step 4: The Panic Mode : As the deadline looms closer, procrastinating, just smile and say: “I’m honing my
panic sets in. Your mind races: “Oh no, I couldn’t submit skills.” Then, take a deep breath and start working!
it on time!” This is the critical moment when you must
decide: will you finally start working, or perfect your
procrastination skills?
Well in a world of 8 billion people you need to
differentiate yourself from other procrastinators, Don’t
you? For that follow these Advanced Procrastination
Techniques:

The “5-Minute Rule”: Promise yourself you’ll
start working in just 5 minutes. Repeat this process
indefinitely.

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