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How to
Deal With

Catching
Your Parents
Having Sex

Catching your own parents having sex ...that’s a nightmare that could
leave you scarred for life. Here are some tips to handle a situation where
you walk into your parents’ “time”. And you will learn how to make it
seem funny.

Cope with hearing it. You
could drown out the sounds
1by strapping pillows to your
head, blast some music through Start screaming. Scream,
headphones, or use ear plugs. How- scream, and scream. Until
ever, you can also make them aware 4they promise they will never
of the “floating” noises being heard dare to look at each others’ sinful
around the house. Try scream the skin again.
lyrics of a song, for example, “Let’s
Talk About Sex” by Salt n’ Peppa.
You could also march up and down Blackmail them. Grab a
the hallway yelling, “Who’s the camera and take a photo.
Daddy” or “Who’s YOUR Daddy”.
5Suggest that if they ever
behave in such a way again, the
photo may end it at a work place,
Act innocent if you acciden- email inboxes, etc. Hide the keys to
tally walk in on them. Even any handcuffs or steal any potential
2if they’re cuddling without “tapes”. If you fail any of these, just
clothes on, you wouldn’t know try out and weird them.
when is the right time to enter or
not. You can either do one of the
two following actions:
Make sure that they did or
did not see you. If you think
6they didn’t see you, just try
Strike up a normal conversa- your best to keep quiet about the
tion, trying your very hardest incident. Never start the conversa-
3to not show any emotions tion about it.
or feelings. Be prepared for any
defense excuses they may give you;
you’ll have to choke and swallow it
for the time being.

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