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Jokes

A Bristol Rovers' fan was swerving all over the road and driving very badly. The
police stopped him and asked him “Why are you driving so recklessly sir?”
“I'm sorry officer” the Bristol Rovers' fan replied, “ but wherever I go there's
always this tree in front of me. I can't seem to get away from it.”
“Sir, that's your air freshener!” said the Officer…

Two friends were walking down the street when it started to rain coins.
One of them tells the other “It’s climate change.”

What do you call a boat full of polite football players?

How do we know football referees are happy?

Which football team do cowboys support?

A man walks into an apiary and asks for one dozen bees. The bee keeper nods
and carefully counts out 13 bees into a box and hands them to the man. The man
realises this and points out to the bee keeper “That's one too many.”
“No worries” replies the bee keeper, “It's a freebie.”

Football Quiz Answers

A1: Didier Drogba
A2: Tom Heaton and James Tarkowski.
A3: Gareth Bale for Real Madrid in 2014, 2016, 2017 and 2018.
A4: Shamrock Rovers (17 times).
A5: Miroslav Klose.
A6: Cristiano Ronaldo – 4 awards.
A7: Kenny Dalglish - 102.
A8: Alan Shearer – 35.
A9: Bristol City.
A10 Grasshopper Club Zurich.