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Jokes

Knock, knock
Who’s there.

Noah who?

What breakfast did the calf prepare
for her mother?

Daughter asks her mother “what’s it like to have the best

daughter in the world?”
“I don’t know dear,” Mum replies, ”You’d have to ask
your grandmother!”

A police recruit was asked during an exam “What would
you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”

Football Quiz Answers

A1: England have played Poland 13 times in FIFA World Cup matches (8 wins, 4 draws, 1
defeat).
A2: Michael Owen scored three goals for England against Slovakia.
A3: Norwich City has been relegated five times.
A4: Geoff Hurst – West Ham and England, who played cricket for Essex.
A5: York City and Yeovil Town.
A6: No, Barnes played his last England game in 1995 and Beckham played his first in 1996.
A7: Fabio Capello
A8: Charlton Athletic.
A9: Ayr United.
A10: Walsall.