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DUCHY OF CORNWALL GARDEN CENTRE
This is where I got really confused. I was told we were going to see King Charles’ Garden
Centre on the way back to the Cottage. I’m a King Charles and I don’t have such a thing.
Things got clearer; we were calling at THE King Charles’ Garden Centre for a cream tea.
I’m told the scones were very tasty, but I knew that as I had ‘hoovered up’ some crumbs
off the floor. As you would expect it was quite a posh place, the staff were all posh and even
the other dogs there thought they were posh.
However, I was the only real King Charles there. By the way, when
Charles became King, and they put the heavy shiny thing on his head,
he had to give the Garden Centre to his son William.
Bet you didn't know that!
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