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JOKES
A fat man sitting in a train cabin.
Banta asks: - Is this cabin for elephants only?
Fat Man (humbly replies):- No! Even monkeys like you
can sit.
The teacher asked for a word using the word beans.
Girl: My father grows beans.
Boy: My mother cooks beans
Then a third child spoke up and said we are all human
beans.
In a nursery school canteen…. There is a basket of apples
with a notice written over it “do not take more than one
god is watching. On the other counter there is a boxes of
chocolates. A small child went and wrote on it,“take as
many as you want, God is busy watching the apples.
Teacher: - Why are you late today?
Student: - Because of sign board down the road.
Teacher: - What does the sign board have to do with your
being late?
Student: - The sign said school ahead go slow.
PARIN VI A
