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INT. TERRY’S FLAT. SHOWER - MORNING
TERRY squeezes five bottles of shower gel in turn, each
one is empty. The hot water turns to cold.
INT. TERRY’S FLAT. BEDROOM - MORNING
TERRY checks himself in the mirror, sucks in his
stomach.
TERRY’S REFLECTION
The average male reaches his sexual
peak around the age of sixteen. From
that point your testosterone levels
start to decline and your cortisol
levels steadily rise, sending out a
message to your body that you're
washed up and redundant.
INT. TERRY’S FLAT. KITCHEN - DAY
TERRY empties the last dregs of several cereal boxes
into a chipped bowl.
He takes a lonely carton of milk from the empty fridge
and pours it over the mixed cereals.
Takes a spoonful. The milk’s off. He spits it back into GORGEOUS
the bowl.
He goes to throw it away but the waste-bin is already overflowing with crap, so he dumps it on the cluttered
work surface next to last night’s curry, congealing in
a foil container.
INT. TERRY’S FLAT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
He’s a Star Wars collector. A Star Wars poster of
Princess Leia on the wall. A Lego AT-TE hexapodal Walker. Star Wars Memorabilia Figurines.
TERRY scoops a mouthful of cold curry with
a chunk of
stiff, hardened Naan.
On TV a commercial starring a PRETTY GIRL.
GIRL IN COMMERCIAL
Introducing the all new ‘Miracle
Shave
Laser Razor’ for a revolutionary
‘six
shave
blade’ shave, for your smoothest
ever. Leaving you so smooth that
hot
chicks like me will want to fuck
you.
Any way you prefer.
TERRY spills curry down his shirt.
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