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TERRY
Sign in?
RECEPTIONIST
Yes, all guests must sign in.
TERRY
Guest?
RECEPTIONIST
Who are you here to see?
TERRY
But I work here. I’ve walked past you
every day for over two years.
RECEPTIONIST
I’m so sorry, I didn’t recognize you...
INT. PRICE, DICKINSON, FULLER. BOARD ROOM - MORNING
The CREATIVE DEPT sit around a Boardroom table for an important briefing.
TERRY sneaks in late. Sits in a corner.
The Creative Director, GRAHAM PRICE, 50s, designer shirt, champagne gut, starts his briefing. GORGEOUS
GRAHAM
Right, mateys, our new brief is to
launch a new deodorant range for men!
And UniProcter also want us to come up
with a name. The proposition is the
usual ’one squirt of this shit will
transform any woman into a raving
Nymphomaniac’. Here’s a little
something to get your creative juices
flowing.
He points a remote at the TV Screen.
A vintage St Bruno commercial plays. The handsome lead
man, wearing a Breton cap and a polo neck, stuffs his
pipe with St Bruno. When he lights it, the wonderful
aroma attracts hot girls who chase after him.
Everyone APPLAUDS, TERRY a beat later than the others.
GRAHAM (CONT'D)
They don’t make them like that any
more! Now I want to encapsulate that
spirit but with a contemporary cutting
edge. It’s an open brief to all teams.
Merry -
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