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Michael Cohen, Felix Sater, Erik Prince, David Bossie, Steve Bannon, Jerome Corsi, Mitch McConnell, Matt Gaetz, Lindsey Graham and countless other hatchet men and a couple of hatchette women.
On January 19, 2021, the day before President Biden’s inauguration, Trump will pardon vice president Pence in the morning. Immediately following, Pence will pardon Trump, completing a perfect circle jerk.
If his ploy succeeds, Trump may still look at spending the rest of his life in court. He has survived two divorces, one impeachment, six bankruptcies, 27 sexual assault accusations, an estimated four thousand lawsuits, bone spurs, Covid-45, the smallest inauguration audience in presidential history, and other well-deserved adversities. Reportedly, he is frequently heard whimpering in the Oval Office, “Where is my Roy Cohn?”
For his heavy burden, the president remains remarkably normal: foul-mouthed, testy, desperate and ever threatening. It is rumored that an election loss might be spun as only Trump could spin it: “I was the best president the U.S. ever had. A lot of countries are begging me
to be their president. I’ve got hundreds of offers that you wouldn’t believe all over the world.”
This story will be updated when Trump buys the presidency of a country in the Middle East.