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is actually a metaphor, you know, a word that doesn’t mean what it really means. Like when I said — Syria pull out bad, makes Graham sad, it actually made the president mad. My bad. So I talked some more to make him glad. When dessert arrived, we were both un-sad. So yes, the government will remain closed until the president gets his metaphor!”
Incoming Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) had this to say, “The president claims his wall will cost $5.7 billion. Many of his developer friends insist the cost will be closer to $25 billion or as much as $50 billion, according to one estimate. I’m all for the line in the sand. We can create it and change it at any time and it won’t cost Mexico or U.S. taxpayers a penny. Americans may be getting tired of winning, but this win will go down in the history books. Way down.”
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