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When asked if a work stoppage was legal, the agent replied, “We are members of the American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE) and the National Secret Service Union. This work action is legal and it is our moral imperative. We are DONE being a man-baby sitter. Mr. President, catch a bus to Florida. Call or tweet ahead and have a golf cart waiting for you at the bus station. We’re sure your staff of immigrants at Mar-a-Lago will be happy to send one. Or not.”
Director of the United States Secret Service, Randolph D. “Tex” Alles was appointed by President Trump in April, 2017. Previously Acting Deputy Commissioner of U.S. Customs and Border Protection, Mr. Alles is on vacation in Guatemala and could not be reached for comment.
Update
A Secret Service official revealed late today that the president asked that his code name be “Humble.” Reportedly, echoes of “ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha” can still be heard throughout its headquarters.
On a side note, the Secret Service was founded in 1865 to stop counterfeiters. Today, its agents have their hands full.
