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Postscript
Any proceeds resulting from The Leek’s publication will support the following nonprofit organizations that have been established for the sole purpose of distracting, engrossing, diverting, entertaining and appeasing Sandra Nelson in the retirement years she has left.
The Sandra Nelson Foundation for Language and Improved Diet, established to promote the understanding, benefits and spelling of pescetarianism.
The Sandra Nelson Foundation for a Sane and Stable America, established to equip Red States to secede from the Union.
The Sandra Nelson Foundation for the Future, established to fund college scholarships for high school girls who aspire to be President (of anything).
The Sandra Nelson Truth Commission, established to remind us all that lies are the building blocks of corruption and corruption is an
infection no democracy, even ours, can survive.