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pandemic /pan-DEM-ICK/ n. a worldwide disease, developed by deranged Antifa Democrats, to obliterate icky Donald’s reelection prospects. See Covid-45.
pathetic /PATH-eh-tick/ adj. of or relating to a weak or helpless person who craves adoration, loves to walk on red carpet, and who lacks maturity, practices cruelty, and is extremely self-centered. See psychopathetic Donald.
premeditation /prē-MED-eh-KĀTION/ n. antimalarial drugs people take before they go on vacation to Nambia.
prosecutorial /pross-eh-CUTE-ōreō/ adj. of or related to the conduct of legal proceedings against a woman named “Stormy” who pinched Donald’s oreo.
psychology /syko-LODGE-ēē/ n. a place where sociopathic presidents go to play golf on weekends.