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Obama /ō-BOMB-ah/ n. 44th President of the United States who graciously turned over the White House keys
to his successor, who angrily snatched them and proceeded to annihilate everything in and out of sight.
odious /ŌDE-ēē-us/ adj. an extremely long lyric poem that chronicles 74 years of the hugely ofensive story of Donald’s life.
orange /OR-inj/ n. a bulbous, reddish-yellow, bitter pallor donned by Donald, applied every morning by a revolving door of Missus PeePees.
origins /OR-RAN-jess/ n. fruit juice consumed by Donald when Diet Coke is not immediately available; also the root of Donald’s maquillage.