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McEnema /EN-eh-mah/ n. variant of Press Secretary’s
gaseous personality and the content she excretes. McEnemy /EN-eh-mē/ n. a hostile McEnema.
Melania /MALL-lawn-ēē-ah/ n. Donald’s third and current wife whose favorite pastimes are shopping and bulldozing the former White House lawn.
Minneapolis /Min-in-APP-plus/ n. a midwestern city where Steve and Tim Apple opened an Apple Store that features a bona ide Genius Bar.
Mississippi /Missus-PĒĒ-PĒĒ/ n. woman who provides entertainment to an American real estate mongrel and germaphobe in a Moscow hotel.