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statistics /sta-TICK-ticks/ n. numerals in any form or arrangement that have bitten Donald and caused an acute, incurable allergy to math, science and Democracy.
stock market /SLOCK-market/ n. an improvised prison weapon consisting of a padlock placed in a sock, used by Donald on Jerome Powell after he allowed the stock market to fall.
stupid /STEW-ped/ adj. of or related to an uneducated president who is anxious and agitated when his pot roast dinner is not served on time.
swamp /SWAUMP/ n. a political sinkhole a.k.a. sewer of countless corruption schemes designed and executed by Donald in order to personally gain charter membership.
