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xanthine /ZAN-then/ n. a yellowish-orange compound found in cafeinated uric acid used in the formulation of Donald’s secret makeup.
xanthoma /zan-THŌMA/ n. a skin disease characterized by irregular yellow, sometimes orangish, patches on one’s face; reported to be incurable by Dr. Anthony Fauci.
xenophobia /zeno-FŌE-bēē-a/ n. deep irrational hatred of foreigners who Donald calls “strangers” and “enemies of my people.” See Melanoma.
Xmas /EX-mas/ n. time of year when Donald does not have to cough up gifts for his exes.
X-ray tube /X-rāā toob/ n. device inserted in the rectum that produces high energy light that kills Covid-45; endorsed by scientiic genius Donald Trump after an anonymous assistant tested it on him.
