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          The Magazine for Writers that Readers Enjoy
                                                               1.   Because I said so.
                                                               2.   Wait and see.
                                                               3.   Ask your father.
                                                               4.   No pudding unless you finish your dinner.
                                                               5.   If someone asked you to jump off a cliff, would you?
                                                               6.   I’ve told yo a thousand times.
                                                               7.   Say “Pardon” not “What.”
          Features:                                            8.   What did your last slave die of?
                                                               9.   You’ll have someone’s eye out with that.
              • Poetry from Australia’s finest and             10.  It’ll all end in tears.
                  international poets                          11.  I want, never gets.
                                                               12.  Close the door — you weren’t born in a tent.
              • Writing Techniques                             13.  Don’t sit too close to the telly — you’ll get square eyes.
                                                               14.  There is no such word as can’t.
              • Competitions                                   15.  Who is “she”?  The cat’s mother?
                                                               16.  Carrots make you see in the dark.
              • Publishing contacts                            17.  Take off your coat or you won’t feel the benefit when you go
                                                                  outside.
          All beautifully illustrated throughout.              18.  Don’t make that face!  If the wind changes you’ll stay like it.
                                                               19.  Do as I say, not as I do.
          Packed with information articles every serious       20.  Back in my day.
                  writer needs to read                         21.  You Just wait ‘til your father gets home!
                                                               22.  Put the wood over the hole.
          Free XpresSion is now available as an interactive
          on-line version for $12 per annum (i.e. 12 issues)   Don’t you miss the days before political correctness killed such
                                                               wonderful phrases?  They never hurt me back then.  How about
              Contact Peter Pike                               you?   There’s lots more but senile delinquency has destroyed
              editor@freexpression.com                         some brain cells and I can’t remember them.  If there’s any you
                                                               can remember then . . . what was I going to say here?


             OPPORTUNITY FOR YOUNG
                           WRITERS

         Free XpresSion is a high quality, well presented, printed and on-
         line magazine which publishes Australian and International sto-
         ries, all types of poems and articles. It also includes ideas and
         writing tips, competition listings, publication opportunities and
         other facets of interest to writers.
         The Editor, Peter Pike, does a wonderful job complementing sub-
         missions  with  appropriate  graphics  and  photographs  including
         full colour cover and centre page presentations. More informa-
         tion regarding the magazine can be found on the website www.  The Best Country Music has to offer
         freexpression.com.au
         I co-ordinate and organise  the Young Xpressions pages of this         Walk ups welcome
         bi-monthly  publication.  My  role  is  to  seek  out  talented  young   Outstanding Guest artists
         writers and to present their work as a means of sharing and en-  In a hall filled with friends you may not have met yet
         couragement.
         As poets, writers, teachers, parents, grandparents, neighbours,   Temporary closed due to the
         etc. etc. if you know of any young person or persons up to the
         age of 18 (at the time the work was written), whose writing could       pandemic.
         be considered for publication, please either pass my contact on
         to their family or pass their details on to me so that I may get in
         touch with them.                                          Watch this space for details
         This is a wonderful opportunity for deserving young writers to see
         their stories, poems and even graphics in print and helps to fulfil   of when we’ll be back
         the aim of us all – to nurture a love of writing and creativity in the
         generations who will take over from us.                Contact Janice: Home 07 3408 8193
         Thanking you in anticipation,                                      Mobile 0403 481 943
           Brenda Joy                                                       Email jantezza1@bigpond.com
           Host Editor Young Xpressions
           Contact details email halenda@live.com.au            www.facebook.com/countrylinks4countrymusic
           Postal PO Box 1727, CHARTERS TOWERS, Qld. 4820
           Telephone 04 3812 1074                                              Don’t forget to like us on Facebook

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