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NATURAL DISASTERS

visited a state park with my dog for a
I nice, relaxing hike in the shade during a
hot summer day mid-week. Of course about
halfway through the hike, my dog has an
explosive eruption in the middle of the trail.
Not a problem, because, like a good Girl Scout,
I always come prepared with a roll of doggie
poop bags! I thought I was doing fine until I
suddenly realized I wasn’t. My stomach starts
rumbling, and I realize my dog and I happened
to be on the same disastrous drop-off schedule.
I wouldn’t be able make it in time to the state
park’s public bathroom at the main entrance!
I scouted out the best of bad options for a
drop-off, dropped my dog’s poop bag and leash
and pooped in the great outdoors. Not wanting
to leave a trace, I bagged up my own poop
and continued the rest of the way holding two
poop bags and one dog on a leash. I averted A FULL MOON
my eyes as we passed other hikers wondering
if they realized what I had done. Crisis, but not
fostered a very cute and very large puppy
mortification, averted.
I while living in an apartment building. We
#AlwaysCarryPoopBags #LeaveNoTrace
were walking to dog station in the parking area
for the last bathroom break of the evening,
when he started humping my leg–- repeatedly–-
under the street lamp. Try as I might, I couldn’t
get him to disengage–- and not before he pulled
my shorts down. The neighbors saw a different
kind of full moon that evening.
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