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HUMOROUS

SORRY I SLAPPED

I whisper YOU, BUT IT DIDN'T I amuse So, how do I stop
'what the f**k' SEEM LIKE YOU'D the shit out eating chips and
to myself at least EVER STOP salsa? Do they run
twenty times a day. of myself out, or do I die,
TALKING AND or what?
I PANICKED

What The Fuck Slapped You Amuse Stop Eating Chips And Salsa
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Stop being Don’t try to tell
I had my an asshole.
Welcome to the patience tested. There. me that hungry
Shitshow is not an emotion
I’m negative. Now I’m your because I feel that
life coach. shit in my soul.

Shitshow I’m Negative Life Coach Shit In My Soul
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Me: Beautiful dog you got there...
Please. I got called ‘pretty’ today! Cop: Yessir, this is Diesel, Kinda tired of having a “job”
DO not invite me Well actually the full he’s our drug-sniffing dog... and having to “go to work”
statement was ‘you’re and “pay bills.”
to outside events. pretty annoying’ But I only Me: Still in training, huh? Now accepting applications
It’s hot and I’m fat. focus on positive things. Cop: what? for a sugar daddy.
Me: what?

Outside Events Called Pretty Drug Sniffing Sugar Daddy
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I’m 100% sure that I called For Sale:
shotgun, why are you What does it mean if Parachute.
shoving me in the back? the holy water sizzles I’m pretty sure my Only used once,
when it hits your skin? dream job would be
Yea I realize I’m being never opened,
arrested but the rules of Asking for a friend Karma delivery person small stain.
shotgun are pretty clear, man. —Anonymous

Shotgun Holy Water Karma Delivery Parachute
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