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THIS WEEK'S LIKUTEI TIPSHIM  IS SPONSORED


 By  Charvona's  Gallows.  Don't  forget  our
 quantity  discount.  "Don't  dig  it  shallow
            p PRIM
 hang  'em  on  the  gallow."

 By Mr. & Mrs.  Israel  in honor  of  Rep. Gus
 Savage  on being  honored  with  the  -p
 award .                                              n-nu/.J      DD^QD           iriUJ/ .,,

                 From      this verse          we    learn that Queen Vas hti
 By the Zeresh  Recycling  Company,  with  had  two mothers.  We also  learn  the real  reason
 convenient,  drive by, drop  on, pick  up
      Achashverosh             ordered        her     kille'd       (2 Mothers          -   in -
 service.  law)


 By  "The  Shabbos Goyim", trained  experts in
 Jewish Law  and Malacha  repairing, so you
 don't have  to tell  us the problem,  Remember
 our motto,  "A hint  to  the  Goy  is sufficient."  In  the  days  of  the  temple,  if a Red  Heifer
      vas nowhere            to be       found, the Kohanim would                       obtain
 By The Bigsan  and Teresh Language  School,  two oxen, dye  them  the appropriate red, and
 who are sorry  to announce the untimely  sacrifice  them.  Thus  was  CO  (2) or  "Korban  Dye
 passing  of their  founders.  Ox Hide" discovered.  If the   oxen     were      identical
      you     could      say     they     were Korban            Copies.           ^          ^

 By Dr. & Mrs.  Shofait  in honor  of the end
 of the elections  and  not  having  to  read  It has  come  to our attention, that some
 anymore compassionate, considerate,  segments  of our community  are sorefully   lacking
 knowledgeable,  conscientious  endorsements  in  Midos.  Those of us who  are overflowing with
 for people  running  for  judgeships.  Midos  feel  it is imperative to help  rectify    this
      appalling          situation.             We    are pleased            to   announce
 By Mr. & Mrs.  R'Chilus thanking all their  the  formation  of a committee  to address  this
 friends  for  their notices  in Likutei  Tipshim  important  issue.  The  1st meeting  will  take place
 enabling  the community to be  informed  with  next Thursday.  The main  agenda  will  be to single
 what  their neighbors  are up to.  out those groups  (who  we generally have     little
      to do with           and don't          really       know) and talk               about
      how much         better we and our                 lifestyle          is over         theirs
 Under  the direction  of Nickoli  Ivanovich  If you  feel you  rate  joining  our group,  write  to:
      the vaad         of   Great       Advanced         individuals You 'Id
 Ldbochevsky, Editor
     do Very         well     to Admire or GAYVA                   for short.



              Would      you     like to attend a Minyan                       everyday?
    Does      the     thought of a whole                  ^ hour       of wearing           Tallisi
    and     Tefilin turn you                off?      Kollel Tefilas               Kol    Feh
    has     the     answer.        We are pleased              to invite the whole
    community          to a three part lecture                       series:          The     first
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