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THIS WEEK'S LIKUTEI TIPSHIM                           IS SPONSORED


                                  By    Charvona's           Gallows.         Don't       forget       our
                                  quantity          discount.            "Don't       dig     it    shallow
                                                                                                                                      p PRIM
                                  hang      'em     on   the     gallow."

                                  By Mr. & Mrs.              Israel        in honor         of      Rep. Gus
                                  Savage        on being         honored        with      the           -p
                                  award .                                                                                                                                       n-nu/.J       DD^QD           iriUJ/ .,,

                                                                                                                                           From      this verse           we    learn that Queen Vas hti
                                  By the Zeresh              Recycling          Company,          with                           had    two mothers.             We also         learn      the real         reason
                                  convenient,            drive by, drop               on, pick         up
                                                                                                                                 Achashverosh             ordered        her    kille'd       (2 Mothers           -   in -
                                   service.                                                                                      law)


                                   By   "The      Shabbos Goyim", trained                       experts in
                                   Jewish Law           and Malacha            repairing, so you
                                   don't have          to tell         us the problem,                Remember
                                   our motto,           "A hint        to    the    Goy     is sufficient."                               In    the     days     of    the    temple,         if a Red         Heifer
                                                                                                                                vas nowhere             to be      found, the Kohanim would                        obtain
                                   By The Bigsan             and Teresh Language                    School,                      two oxen, dye             them      the appropriate red, and
                                  who are sorry              to announce the untimely                                            sacrifice          them.        Thus      was    CO    (2) or        "Korban        Dye
                                  passing         of their         founders.                                                    Ox Hide" discovered.                       If the       oxen     were      identical
                                                                                                                                you     could       say    they      were Korban            Copies.           ^         ^

                                   By Dr. & Mrs.             Shofait         in honor         of the end
                                   of the elections                and     not    having        to    read                                It has       come      to our attention, that some
                                   anymore compassionate, considerate,                                                          segments          of our community                are sorefully              lacking
                                   knowledgeable,              conscientious              endorsements                          in    Midos.         Those of us who                are overflowing with
                                   for people           running        for     judgeships.                                      Midos       feel      it is imperative to help                       rectify        this
                                                                                                                                appalling           situation.            We    are pleased            to    announce
                                   By Mr. & Mrs.             R'Chilus thanking all their                                        the     formation          of a committee               to address           this
                                   friends        for     their notices              in Likutei           Tipshim               important           issue.         The    1st meeting            will      take place
                                   enabling         the community to be                   informed         with                 next Thursday.                 The main         agenda       will      be to single
                                   what     their neighbors                are up to.                                           out those groups                 (who     we generally have                  little
                                                                                                                                to do with           and don't          really        know) and talk              about
                                                                                                                                how much         better we and our                  lifestyle          is over        theirs
                                   Under      the direction              of Nickoli           Ivanovich                         If you        feel you         rate     joining        our group,           write       to:
                                                                                                                                the vaad         of    Great      Advanced          individuals You 'Id
                                   Ldbochevsky, Editor
                                                                                                                                do Very        well      to Admire or GAYVA                  for short.



                                                                                                                                        Would       you    like to attend a Minyan                       everyday?
                                                                                                                               Does     the     thought of a whole                  ^ hour       of wearing           Tallisi
                                                                                                                              and     Tefilin turn you                 off?     Kollel Tefilas               Kol     Feh
                                                                                                                              has     the     answer.        We are pleased               to invite the whole
                                                                                                                              community           to a three part lecture                       series:          The    first
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