Page 70 - Katherine Ryan press pack

On having an older boyfriend: "People say you must like teaching him things. Yeah,

the other day I taught him that Titanic is a real story."

On Jurassic Park: "The dinosaurs are killing everyone! Why do we keep

reopening this park? Who keeps giving us public liability insurance?!"

"Ed Miliband was trending on Twitter, but so was Kim Kardashian's arse. I don't

know about you, but I know which one I'd rather watch eating a bacon sandwich."

On cross-religious dating: "'If you were just converted and you were Jewish as

well, maybe we could be together.' I considered it, and I said: 'Well, would that

mean giving up Christmas?' He's like, 'yeah Katherine, obviously it would.'
And I'm like: 'You think you got a d*** better than Christmas?!"

"Men are like dolphins – best enjoyed on holiday!"

On her time 'running out': "I have more time than you do because I don't have

to find 14 tiny shoes every morning and I don't have to sleep with your

husband."

"Celine Dion's husband met her when he was 38 years old and she was 12. Now, I

do have to say, he met her when he was 38 and she was 12, and they worked
together. He was her manager. And nothing sexual happened between them until

the magical evening of her 18th birthday when they fell in love. That's the legal bit for
Netflix."