Page 67 - Katherine Ryan press pack
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"Nobody starts something hoping it will fail – maybe a suicide bombing?"
"Would you trade you life with a teenage girl's life? Do you remember what it was like
when we had no power, no money, and when we did our own eyebrows? No thank
you!"
"I think I'm a nice girl but my comedy has been described as kind of nasty.
They say I'm Joan Rivers but older, and that hurts!"
"You know that guy who got done for taking a 15-year-old to Paris? Anyone who's
been on holiday with a teenager knows that man deserved a medal, not prison."
"Joan Rivers got exactly what she wanted from that final surgery – to stop
ageing. Finally she nailed it."
"God bless the British panel shows. They're the reason I eat!"
