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The Red Well-Read Reader
Story 16
Thrown in the County Tank
1st OFFENSE 2nd OFFENSE
In horror people shrank as two men robbed the National Bank. One took
the money while the other guarded the flank.
A witness (whom we thank for being so frank) said, "One was lank and the
other a tank. And phew! they were rank ! I mean to say, they stank !"
Eventually hound dogs found the two, named Frank and Hank, hiding along
a river bank in a cave dingy and dank.
In court Frank said, "It was merely a silly prank. My gun fired but a
blank. Besides, the money is insured by the bank !"
The jury didn't think this was a prank, silly or otherwise, and tossed the
two in the county tank.
Story 17
"Who Can't?"
"Who can't ?" said the ant. "I grant you that I shan't say
can't. I'll climb any plant. I don't care if the fo•li•age is
scant. I don't care if its stem has a sharp slant. And I don't
care how hard I might pant, or how loud Farmer Brown might
rant his ad•mon•ish•ing chant.”
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