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The Red Well-Read Reader

Story 34

Fay Says She's Fey

       Fay claims to be fey and soothsay. But on the in•no•cent she'll prey.
       She'll have you pick a card, say a trey, then try to guess your birthday. She
       may say that your lucky month is May, that you might win a Chevrolet, or
       that you'll marry a Jay or a Ray. She may even say that you had better
       start to pray for soon you'll return to clay.
       All for which she'll make you dearly pay.

Story 35
                                           Neighing and Braying

               Why does the horse neigh and the donkey bray ? Is it
               because of the road's rugged way ? Or is it because of the
               weight of their sleigh - a ton it must weigh ?
               Heigh ! Could it be they eat just grass when what they
               really want is hay ?

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