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The Red Well-Read Reader

Story 82

Theft Doesn't Pay

Being bereft of what is right, Mr. Peff turned to the
left, to theft. He stole sweaters stitched in weft.

The able police traced the tracks which behind he left,
where they found Peff in po•sses•sion of the goods
marked with the code letter "F."

Story 83

Crazy Meg

Please, Craig
Please, Peg
Begged Meg
I'm not the Black Plague
I'm not a worthless dreg
So please don't call me "NUTMEG"
Now let's drink from my keg
Beer enough to fill a leg !

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