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Story 77
The Deb's Web
Jeb
A Southern Reb1
At his lowest ebb
Got caught by a con•niv •ing deb2
She had said their dating was just for fun
Then she said she wanted to bear his son
So tenderly trapped in her web
He married her in the month of Feb
1.Rebel.
2. Debutante, a young lady coming out in society.
Story 78
Rebecca
Rebecca cried, “My clothes make me look a wreck. All of them
are spotted with lint specks. And I look so fat in
checks !"
Her husband, hearing her beck, gave her a peck on her neck
and said, "Dear, trek to the store and buy whatever in the
heck you reck will make you the prettiest Czech in all
Quebec.”
Story 79
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