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Story 60: The Bizarre Czar

In Russia there once lived a czar who traveled
the roads of tar, drinking booze from a jar.

He hit every bar, both near and far, looking
for someone to box or spar.

So often he wrecked his car that it had

several dents, a long scar, and a door that sat
ajar.

But what else should be expected from this

czar, who on par got so drunk all he saw were
stars, and believed he lived on the planet
Mars?