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Story 177: The Fritches

Mr. Fritch said to his son, "Apparently
Mitch, you don't care a stitch, about

finding your niche and becoming even
moderately rich. Your behavior is giving me an

anxious twitch.
"To get you a job, many times I have given a

boss a sales pitch. But as fast as you're
hired, you're fired. You get the itch. The

job has a hitch, you say. Then to another
job, you switch.

"Speaking of switch, when you were younger,

you should have gotten my switch. Then
today maybe you wouldn't be in such a ditch.

"You ought to go back to school Mitch, and
begin by learning to spell tricky words like the

pronoun which, a sandwich, and the Wicked
Old Witch."