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Spirit – Releasing the Light Within

04/10/80

(during a period of unhappiness)
............I'11 not tell you my name but we'll play a guessing
game. I'm stupid, muddleheaded, have you guessed yet? I
make people happy, now can you guess? Of course I’m a
Spirit but who am I? (at this point the communicator was
recognised as Monica). You do alright. Well let’s have some
fun. A man went for a walk with his dog. The dog found a
tree, the tree took root, the dog took fright, what happened to
the man? The man ran. Well you see the man ran because
with all the rooting and hooting going on it wasn't a good
thing to stay around. Alright, we'll try another one. A man
and his dog went climbing a mountain and they met a
landslide going down, what did they ask the landslide? They
asked the landslide were they halfway up yet and the
landslide replied, “I don't know I've never been to the bottom
before”. Alright I'll try another, you're very hard to please
but you have laughed, maybe not at my jokes but at least you
have laughed. The next one, a man and his dog met a rabbit
one day hopping from foot to foot. The dog asked the rabbit
why he didn't hop with both feet. what did the rabbit say?
Well the rabbit said that God told him it wasn't natural to do,
so he decided to try and be natural. Another, a man and his
dog were out walking one day and the dog fell into a hole,
what did the man do? He called him stupid and walked on.
Why did he call the dog stupid? - because the dogs name was
stupid. Isn't that better? Another one, a man and his cat were

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