Page 37 - Bridget Jones's Diary - by Helen FIELDING

harassment whereas v. much enjoying being sexually harassed by Daniel

Cleaver.

Aaargh. Perpetua just walked past and started reading over shoulder. Just
managed to press Alt Screen in nick of time but big mistake as merely put CV
back up on screen.

'Do let me know when you've finished reading, won't you?' said Perpetua,

with a nasty smirk. 'I'd hate to feel you were being underused.'

The second she was safely back on the phone - 'I mean frankly, Mr Birkett,
what is the point in putting three to four bedrooms when it is going to be obvious
the second we appear that bedroom four is an airing cupboard?' - I got back to

work. This is what I am about to send.

Message Cleave Skirt is demonstrably neither sick nor abscent. Appalled by

management's blatently sizist attitude to skirt.

Considering appeal to industrial tribunal, tabloids, etc.

Jones.

Oh dear. This was return message.

Message Jones

Absent, Jones, not abscent. Blatantly, not Blatently. Please attempt to acquire