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health summit, like you said.'



                   The second I put the phone down I realized it was an emergency and rang
               Tom, who calmly said leave it to him: if he made several calls to the machine he
               could  find  the  code  which  would  let  him  play  back  and  erase  the  message.
               Eventually he thought he'd cracked it, but unfortunately Daniel then answered

               the  phone.  Instead  of  saying,  'Sorry,  wrong  number,'  Tom  hung  up.  So  now
               Daniel  not  only  has  the  insane  message  but  will  think  it's  me  who's  rung  his
               answerphone fourteen times this evening and then, when I did get hold of him,
               banged the phone down.











               Tuesday 10 January







               9st 1, alcohol units 2, cigarettes 6, calories 998 (excellent, v.g. perfect saint-style

               person).






               Slunk  into  the  office  crippled  with  embarrassment  about  the  message.  I  had
               resolved  totally  to  detach  myself  from  Daniel  but  then  he  appeared  looking
               unnervingly sexy and started making everyone laugh so that I went all to pieces.



                   Suddenly, Message Pending flashed up on the top of my computer screen.







                  Message Jones Thanks for your phone call.
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