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12/08/20. Sunak was asked why the GDP figures were so much worse than other EU countries...."it's because
the UK economy is more dependent on leisure activities such as going to the cinema and eating out" What an
absolute ridiculous lying prick. UK more dependent on leisure activities than Spain, Italy and France?

12/08/20. Wait till the poor suffering NHS staff need to pay for parking if they want their car back ...

Victoria Hospital staff car park!! 2020 just keeps on giving to the NHS. We're gonna need a bigger clap.

13/08/20. BOJO and the heatwave.

With highs of 33° expected AGAIN today, it's time to ask "could the government have done more? Downing
Street knew about this heatwave weeks ago and has done nothing. Shipments of 400,000 pairs of Speedos and
5000,000 bikinis, sun cream and cornetto's have reportedly been sent back as unsafe after media claims the
shipment was quarantined a month ago and Boris did nothing.
Karen from Chavington Posted on Twitter “We just don't know if it's safe to go outside and sunbathe because
we can't function or think for ourselves. Boris hasn't told us either way and all my obese kids need ice cream
and sweets. Hubby can't get out robbing anyone so we're out of lager and weed, I blame the government
entirely"
Meanwhile, anti-heat protesters dressed in thick jumpers chanting "we can't breath" have marched on
London, Big Ben has been removed and a giant cornetto put in its place by protesters.
The BBC reported, “Clearly the sun has come out and Downing street has done nothing to prevent it”.
A second heat Wave is expected to hit England in 4 weeks time .

13/08.20. During the worst crisis the world has faced it's good to know McVeigh, McInnes and Edinburgh
Clowncil are getting their priorities right. Apart from restarting the white elephant Leith tram works when
thousands of Edinburgh citizens will be working from home or no jobs to commute to digging up their newly
finished £6,000,000 on pavement cycle path in the process they have now spent unknown £thousands on
thousands of pavement stickers telling us when to press the buttons to cross the road with signs telling us it's
due to Coronavirus fuckin arseholes