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12/09/20. Tommy Tank, Eric The Hun, Big Bawbag and Billy The Buddha having a quiet evening of reflection
on living through a world pandemic.....but getting pished and feeling the love.

13/09/20. Have you noticed these Romanian street beggars placed along Princes Street by their warlords are
now increasing attractive young women? The theory will be drunk or just lecherous guys will give them money
before giving to a bearded auld jackey wie a matted mutt. I was passing one when I took the time to stop and
read the card she was holding......"I'm homeless, I have 2 children, 3 dogs and 4 cats and my husband is a cunt
who takes all my money and refuses to look for work. I have never been able to learn English and have no
money and I am desperate......the new iPhone comes out next week and I need an upgrade...please help?" I
looked at her and thought....if you have never learned English you could get a jobs as a sign writer ya fucker…
Anyway I did my elephant impersonation and pulled my pockets inside out and shrugged "Sorry no cash" she
looked up, smiled.......and reached under her blanket and whipped out a contactless card machine! WTF.....I
“said what’s your name?” “ Ivana Sukyakokov” Why did you not say that earlier…..get yer card machine and
meet up the lane.