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Scott Chuckle AUGUST 26, 2020

Tommy Tank
As a doorman on Chucks Brothel….I was
used to dealing with total cunts but oh my
god I handled so many fanny’s I could have
been a gynecologist ……one night a couple
of my regulars relatives Wan King and Fu
King turned up. "we likey 69?" I said " ok
room flee, flee flied lice and a side portion of
crispy crab’s and be nice ....her name is Chow
Mein" 01:50

Scott Chuckle
08:13

Dode the Sodge

19:19 11:52
19:19
11:52
Scott Chuckle Dode the Sodge
A bloke goes to the council to apply for a job
in the office.
The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to
anything"?
He replies, "Yes caffeine."
"Have you ever worked for the public service
before."
"Yes I was in the army"he says,I was in Iraq
for two tours."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5
extra points toward employment.
Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says "Yes,a mine exploded next to me
19:19 when I was there and I lost both my testicles."
19:19
The interviewer grimaces and then says,"O.K.
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