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SEPTEMBER 21, 2020 Tommy Tank
12:07
Tommy Tank
Question: Scott Chuckle
1 rabbit saw 9 elephants while going to the
river. Every elephant saw 3 monkeys going to 12:07
the river. Each monkey had 1 tortoise in each
hand. Keith Bawbag
How many animals were going to the river?
00:28 Sounds like you’re bumped to me Tommy 12:08

Keith Bawbag Scott Chuckle
One 08:41 I'llbook a table for one! 13:22

Tommy Tank Tommy Tank
if Covid only comes out at 10 pm why don't no need....take your NON Chuckle Sister with
we all go to the pub at 8 am? you... 13:24
and another thing....if the bastard only kills if
you play loud music and turn the TV volume
up....why are we safer at home?.....lets all go Eric the Hun
to the pub!!! 11:14 Keep mum updated w re a Mc l please 13:27

Scott Chuckle Keith Bawbag
You are never out the pub!! 11:40 Wrong group? 13:28

Tommy Tank Scott Chuckle
I was forced to go to the pub because you Must be your Grinder group Eric!! 14:47
and the other Non Chuckle Sister failed on
my Bud delivery... 11:45
Eric the Hun
Wrong message !!!
Winton Chuckle 14:48
Haven’t forgotten Tom. Was down at the
Carrier’s on Saturday. Will try this week. Tommy Tank
12:04
what's Grinder Scott? 14:57
Tommy Tank
Tommy Tank
should let me know when you are going to
CQ's? I was at Jeremiah's saturday 12:05 Ok let's start with the easy ones to solve this
world crisis. 1) Sack the non elected Dumnut
Cummings who is the one advising the so
Winton Chuckle called PM and then ignoring his own advice
and charge him with putting lives at risk. 2)
Got to book a table and limit is 6. Willie Raise a vote of no confidence in the UK
booked it and we had 6. Next time though. government and force Johnson resignation 3)
12:07 Implement emergency legislation to form a
coalition of all UK political parties. 4) Form a
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