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committee of non political scientific advisers
to the coalition. 5) Prosecute all Ministers
that have awarded £Billions to almost non
existent PPE manufacturers. 6) Divert the
available £Billions to a world beating test
and trace system and an antidote 7) Request
a legal enquiry into the UK Governments
handling of the crisis with jail sentences for
any minister found guilty of lying to or
misleading the uk citizens. 8) Replace the
Queen with St Nicola. 9) Reverse the
Religious Bigotry influenced decision of the
SFA to award the SPL Title to Sceptic and 01:40
01:40
relegate The Jam Tarts. 10) Relegate any SPL
team whose directors vote against 9). OK
world crisis solved. Now lets move on to how Scott Chuckle
to make your wife happy in bed...1) Leave
home...2) Give her my phone number.
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SEPTEMBER 22, 2020

Dode the Sodge
I went back to see my doctor yesterday.
I said, "I applied the pile cream that you gave
me this morning and I got a very nasty
reaction."
"Where exactly did you apply it?" he asked.
I said, "On the bus!" 09:59

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Dode the Sodge
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