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A Brief Opening Statement:
(Don't all lawyers make opening statements?)
The law can be a laughing matter.
A U. S. Supreme Court justice recently said:
"We now have over 10,000,000 laws --
to enforce the 10 commandments."
That is a whole bunch of interpretation.
And who wrote our Constitution and writes our laws?
Lawyers!
While our U. S. Constitution is not a laughing matter,
the lawyers involved in it, and the laws that evolved
from it, and the judges that interpret them can
be laughing matters.
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